When the Baconator bites back...

Six strips of hickory smoked bacon piled high atop two 1/4 lb.* patties of fresh, never frozen, beef. Complete with two slices of American cheese, mayo and ketchup for a mountain of mouth-watering taste. Go on, obsess a little...

How bad could it be, right?
I'll try and put it into an equation:

(Ryan - $3.86 + tax) + the baconator = 1 less gall bladder + insurance costs + pain and suffering

Upon simplifying: It freakin' hurt, I would not recommend this product...

Pictures of surgery soon to follow!